First Post! Sort of!
Welcome to the Bastard’s new blog, where you can quickly become educated on how to be an arrogant, cocktail-slinging jerk-face like yours truly.
First off, you will notice that my first post, is not, in point of fact, my first post. There are a variety of other posts preceding this one. Thats because they are from my old piece-of-shit xanga blog, but will be finding their new home here. The old piece-of-shit xanga blog will continue its miserable existence, cataloging the mundane non-booze-related flotsam and jetsam of my day to day experiences, but as it turns out, the consumption of alcohol is an important enough part of my life that I need a whole new fancy-shmancy blog just to document it. Of the posts that will be written newly and exclusively for said fancy-schmancy blog, this is the first of them, hence, title...
